I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between
do you ever just look at little kids and think
“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”
The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die slightly healthier.
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
on a scale of snape to jean valjean how well do you manage with a dear friend’s child?